$ATH Solana · parody memecoin
All Titty High
Every new market cap high is a new bust high. Athena measures it live, in centimeters. The tape never lies.
Drops at launchTape is out. Waiting for the first candle.
Next high
Drag to turn her · click her to talk
Simulate the market cap
CA drops at launch. Until then: simulate.
The tape never lies
ATH log
Every market cap level and what the tape reads there. Click one to see it on Athena.
Meet the measurer
Athena, 27
Chief Chart Officer of the trenches. She has watched ten thousand charts go up and come back down, and she noticed that only one thing ever went up with them.
So she made it official. Every new high of $ATH, the tape comes out. Every dump, she glares at the sellers. She does not sell. She measures.
- JobChief Chart Officer
- OutfitATH crop top, cargo pants, bomber tied at the waist
- AccessoriesHeart shades, gold hoops, one measuring tape
- WeaknessRed candles
No vibes, just maths
How the tape works
Live market cap
Once the CA is set, the page reads the market cap from DexScreener every 15 seconds, with GeckoTerminal and pump.fun as backups.
One formula
cm = 86 + 55 × log₁₀(1 + MC ÷ $1,000)
Every 10x in market cap adds the same 55 cm. The cup letter steps up every 13 cm: A at launch, Z at $1B. Past that the tape just says ∞.
New high, new tape
Cross a level and Athena celebrates. Dump and she shrinks with it. The chart decides, not her.
Tokenomics
$ATH
Drops at launchGet on the tape
How to buy
Get a wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare and keep your seed phrase offline. Nobody from $ATH will ever ask for it.
Load SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.
Open the coin
Use the buy button here or paste the CA into your trading app. Check the CA matches this page.
Swap
Swap SOL for $ATH and watch the tape.